Obituaries

Notice: the Portland Drab cannot be held responsible for reporters lost or rendered deceased in the field. All journalists sign a waiver prior to starting work. When able, their bodies are collected, reassembled, or returned to normal size. The Drab is currently hiring.  

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Reporter

1989-2021

Alice Lauphington

Trampled during the Pearl District Vampire Riot of 2021

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Associate Reporter

1987-2021

"Dubby" Salas

Body found half-consumed next to a tree in Laurelhurst Park